BOB HOPE QUIPS

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MY FAVORITE BLONDE.
Madeleine Carroll: “Do you know how it feels to be followed and hounded and watched every second?”
Bob Hope: “I used to but now I pay cash for everything.”

Madeleine Carroll: “My name’s Karen Bentley. I can’t tell you any more.”
Bob Hope: “My name’s Larry Haines. There’s no more to tell.”

 

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“I have a wonderful make-up crew.
They’re the same people restoring the Statue of Liberty.”

“When she started to play,Steinway came down personally and rubbed his name off the piano.”

2 responses »

  1. Some good ones there. I always liked his line in Cat and the Canary to Nydia Westman who’d just asked if big empty houses scared him – “Not me, I used to be in Vaudeville.”

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