OLD MOVIE JOKE

A producer and a Pharaoh find a baby on a raft on the River Nile.

The Pharaoh says, “What an ugly kid.”

The producer says, “That’s funny. He looked great in the rushes.”

 

Fred Astaire, looking at Ginger Rogers in TOP HAT:

“If I had forgotten myself with that girl, I’d remember it.”

 

Which actress went mad, blind and bald.

Which actor lost his memory, his mind and his head.

Name the two performers and the 6 film titles.

 

 

 

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